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Will Demotivational Poster


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will shit bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't shit bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers Fuck you. You racist asshole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
fucking idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just gay... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am
Very funny I like good job


diplomacy -


TAGS: vicious dog will rogers humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 21, 2016, 6:44 am
I love Mr. rogers, UP yours


IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by motinet

test123 - April 8, 2016, 4:07 pm
test
Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm

more like masturbation than homosexuality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-sex relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm

lolz


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done


TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am
LOL!


NO BRUCE, - you are most definitely not what Willis was talkin bout




SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




OLLIE WILLIAMS - WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!


TAGS: ollie williams lol
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by NREEEOW

lololol - July 14, 2009, 6:41 pm
Hoowwsszz... tteehh weetherrrrrr???? Olllliiiee? "Not to bad..." (Weed)
HtD - January 18, 2009, 3:53 am
"I saw a fish!"
Tom Tucker - January 18, 2009, 3:52 am
Thank you Ollie. Now to asian reporter Trisha takanawa
ZOMGHACKS - December 5, 2008, 7:20 pm
I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO! UR NOT A DING [email protected][email protected][email protected]! I LOVE YOU!


Dance -




WILL SMITH - Lady GaGa before Lady GaGa was Lady GaGa!


TAGS: will smith lady gaga will2k
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

calvin5040 - November 27, 2011, 11:28 am
Just some multi award winning actor/rapper/producer/centimillionaire from West Philadelphia.
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:23 am
Who's Will Smith ?
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:37 pm
LOL
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:36 pm
No his Will-2k music video from the Willennium Album.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
From his latest movie, iFabulous?


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty damn well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing cleavage poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut butter!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


NOT GUILTY -




FIRST THING -


TAGS: willie nelson pot
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 5, 2011, 2:57 pm
5ad...but true


CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


ATHEISTS -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


PHYSICS -


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

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forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare boobs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


KEEPING THE FORCE WITH YOU - For when the Hand Solo won't do..


TAGS: i will not be father
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:18 pm
Hahahahahaha.....I think I peed myself.
HallieMarie - March 17, 2012, 9:18 pm
Lol, I showed it to TG and he groaned... Thanks for the lolz =)
spypengen - March 17, 2012, 9:15 pm
this is vary punny
rerun - March 17, 2012, 4:38 pm

fantastic
tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:38 am
Hahaha... This is well played out.
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)


CHRIS HANSEN - he will get you one way or another


TAGS: he will get you one way or another
Rating: 3.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:50 pm
Sweet!


SHAT HAPPENS - And when it does it usually results in a check in the "Win" column AND a satisfied alien chick




LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!




AAAHHH!!! -


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith dj jazzy jazz jeff tv sitcom
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Dustin Marthington

w00t - August 12, 2009, 3:43 pm
Jazz ftw!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:28 am
I think he's made entirely out of VIDEO!
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 8:59 pm
Now, will the caption be throw out after him?


there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am
Awesome tribute :)


FONDLING -


TAGS: where there s a will
Rating: 4.82/5

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JackFace - December 22, 2010, 3:28 pm
Is it ok if I print this out and put it on my wall?
GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:11 pm
Fu***** hilarious, good job.


LUKE - I am you car


TAGS: together we will rule the road as car and son
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheWiceMan - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
damit, that "R" just vanished... I promise you it was there
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:15 pm
even with the missing R
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:14 pm
that is funny. LOL
forseti - March 31, 2010, 3:12 pm
LOL!


REJECTION -




Promise -




IN MEMORY -


TAGS: memory music tennessee williams
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - October 3, 2011, 7:46 am
ok, thanks :)
justme - October 3, 2011, 7:21 am
please submit this one to philosophywall to, its really good
ent1wine - October 3, 2011, 1:42 am
music is all, all is real, love is wanting to be loved


WILLIE NELSON - did a great job disguising his tour bus yet for some reason everyone still knows the second he drives into town




HERMIONE'S "MAGIC WAND" -


TAGS: just seeing her walk in with this will make you jump assignment for november 28 frog
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:33 am
great poster 5 wands up
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 1:57 am
5 lions and a handshake. YUSS
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
its best in cases like this , TREE not to ask questions =] just go with it :)
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Photoshopped or not, this is fucking hot. I wonder if she actually knows she is being personafied in such a manner all over the internet? Regardless, 5 magical strokes of the "wand".


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


DESPITE WHAT WAS SEEN ON THE MOVIE -




GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE -


TAGS: guns sho will likethis king
Rating: 4.87/5

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MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:36 pm
You aint killing no-one unless that gun is loaded
MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:33 pm
Ignoring Christie2069....i'll never 4get the face of my father or his last words, "WAIR! Don't son that gun is LOADED!!"
Chrysophase2003 - August 22, 2012, 12:52 am
Remembering the face of my father is WHY I want to kill with a gun.
Preacher Man - August 21, 2012, 1:12 pm
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.


LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: love hurts it will knock you on your butt
Rating: 4.74/5

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Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:48 am
you know what they say, the simpler it is, the better it is! Realized it too late.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:22 am
Looks like she's ready to fist mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:47 pm
It burns when Rerun pee's ......6L


PARAMORE -


TAGS: haley williams
Rating: 2.29/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 11:46 pm
To hell with Haley Williams, the other guys are truly talented ones. She's just the face, she could be replaced and if no one saw who was singing they wouldn't know the differences. She's not a one person band like Trent Reznor or Billy Corgan.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
I don't know who any of those people are...
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Sadly, that's true. I only know Haley Williams.


HULK SMASH - Hulk angry! Hulk over hand SMASH!




OOMPA DOOMPA OOMPITY OOH -


TAGS: willy wonka
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - November 25, 2011, 12:12 am
First one is better, no contest.
Greeny - November 23, 2011, 6:36 pm
Both movie versions I've seen gave me the creeps


SEXUAL HARRASSMENT -


TAGS: will be graded pinup humor
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 10:25 am

Yeah, GAryO, I expect there was a whole lot of rotor noise to be contended with~~followed by spontateous breakages and long silence.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:11 am
Ol’ Howard sure knew his aerodynamics. But, alas, he hadn’t figured on the turbulence from those pesky hypersonic flows….


I'M SORRY - I'm allergic to your bullshit




ASK HER OUT -




THE DEBATE - It has just ended.... ....The Empire wins!


TAGS: trek will lose ok cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 25, 2010, 4:11 pm
We will assrape wil wheaton to death ~The Fans...Robot Chicken
agdaniele - October 25, 2010, 10:10 am
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Will Wheaton is Star Trek's Scrappy Doo. Huzzah to the Empire!


DREAM - Some dream... Others do!


TAGS: achieve accomplish will fortitude triumph
Rating: 3.92/5

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RonE - May 1, 2011, 6:57 am
it happens : ) learning curve n' all.
Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 2:15 pm
You're coming out of the starting blocks pretty well, RonE...but don't be afraid to stumble a bit. 4L


GINGERS -


TAGS: they will break your heart
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:16 pm
...making them doubly suited for what I'm interested in.


WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.


TAGS: but will it burn if i hit snooze
Rating: 3.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:41 pm
It wasn't a compliment derek. I'm not jew or an arab and I think bacon is gross and I think your comment was retarded too.
Derek - September 25, 2009, 4:58 am
I take this as a compliment, very kind ;-)
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:24 am
Aggy made me ROFL..."Sir Signe" FTW!
BoneCD - August 14, 2009, 1:09 am
Hey Derek...ever heard of turkey bacon? On second thought, ever been to a grocery store with your mom?
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:51 pm
LD, I'll take FIVE, please!
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:50 pm
Derek, I dub thee "Sir Signe"
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:15 pm
I dare say there would be some Jews and Arabs who don't.


GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!




PECK - Out of the way!




YOUR MILKSHAKE - I DRINK IT UP!


TAGS: milkshake there will be blood
Rating: 1.27/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
whats up with that?
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Well, MY milkshake brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!" Damn right, it's better than yours. (I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.)
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:58 pm
Then we get to crush peoples skulls with bowling pins YAAAAAAAAAAY!
S8N - May 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
there will be blood... but first ice cream, whipped cream and cherry


ELISABETH SLADEN - R.I.P Sarah Jane Smith The T.A.R.D.I.S. is waiting for one more adventure.




LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LMAO!


POOR CUBBY - he looks lonely someone should give him a hug


TAGS: rabid cubby will kill you
Rating: 4/5

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opsCOASTIE - November 8, 2011, 9:54 pm
that is going to give me nightmares.


OPPORTUNITY - You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.




THIS JUST IN -




MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

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R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? Damnit! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a slut... or both. girls and boys are equally fucked up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with buckshot. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*


GIVE A MAN A FIRE... - And he will be warm for the day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...


TAGS: and he will be warm for the day
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thunderstrike - July 7, 2011, 4:35 pm
however short that may be :)


WITHOUT A WISH -




CHOCKS AND CHAINS OFF - time to go to work




DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


RACIST - Supports McCain/Palin Wow ... that's a surprise.


TAGS: hank williams junior mccain palin election politics voting
Rating: 2.27/5
the bird - June 26, 2009, 1:26 am
socialism at its finest
MO - April 25, 2009, 4:23 pm
1 big ol lion for the dumbass who posted this. Seriously? It's ok hank we know your not a racist just because you didn't want a commie rookie running the country!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 10:11 pm
Thats right! Because if you're not voting for Obama you MUST be a racist!!!


BAD HAIRCUT -




MATCH STICK MADNESS -




THE GOLDEN TICKET - Entitles you to meet my Willie Wonka !


TAGS: willie wonka and the golden ticket
Rating: 3.95/5

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440wakeup - July 29, 2011, 7:18 pm
get my oompah loompahs all up in thet beotch
MrBlack - February 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
So does this mean I can visit her chocolate factory?


A KISS - A trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become unnecessary.


TAGS: will you just shut up
Rating: 3.75/5

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OptimusRhyme - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Stop with all this emo shit all chill out


GARY COLEMAN -


TAGS: willis wont be saying much now
Rating: 3.73/5

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pieman - May 28, 2010, 11:25 pm
People to write my epitaph. Kung-fu Devil. Check.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 28, 2010, 6:26 pm
I've always looked down on him.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 5:54 pm
Come on KFD, that was a LOW blow! :) Seriously though, let's hope there's not a height requirement to get into Heaven! Hiyo! 5 petit coffins, R.I.P. little one.


LIBERALS -


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


HOBBIES -


TAGS: sean will like this one
Rating: 4.76/5

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Sean - August 8, 2011, 4:04 pm
Yes, yes indeed, Airman, but no mattter how fine the line, one might still pole vault over it while wearing a jet pack, and waterwings filled with helium. Pink waterwings, of course.
tia - August 7, 2011, 1:58 am
Several of the crime shows have used that line
jameswnash - October 28, 2010, 8:55 pm
Wasn't this used as a horror storyline? Guy likes dolls, kidnaps people and turns them into dolls ?
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm
dear god, is that a dude?


COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie


TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


CRACKERS - As Bad As Waterboarding




TRAINS IN INDIA - You Have To Ride 'Em Like A Motorcycle Lean Into The Curves




ROBIN WILLIAMS - Evidense that Red Bull and Cocaine do not mix


TAGS: robin williams facepalm
Rating: 2.54/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! 5 cans.. or lines.


TENNIS - Mr Williams has been making it Look good since the 70's




WELL OLLIE - Do you need anything?


TAGS: ollie williams
Rating: 2/5

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. - February 12, 2009, 9:08 pm
Ollie: Bring me some soup! News Caster: What kind would you like? Ollie: CHUNKY!!!


DESIRE -


TAGS: what will you be person
Rating: 5/5

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forseti - November 20, 2012, 1:06 am
That's how a great motifake should look like! 5L!
Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:23 pm
Speechless :)
caveman - March 14, 2012, 9:04 am
Cheers
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:52 am
Incredible.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:02 pm

Truer words~~~


WHEEL OF FORTUNE -




THE MERMAID -


TAGS: mermaid lad william butler yeats
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

jig - March 11, 2012, 3:47 pm
Not sure if it's the shortest beautiful poem, or the most beautiful short poem I know.
gas - March 7, 2012, 7:28 am
far way better than my mermaid one. really nice LA


INDIAN PROVERB -


TAGS: cobras will bite cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Donkasaurus - December 24, 2010, 12:01 am
For each list you make you must check it twice.
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:59 pm
The all powerful moti probably already knowa, but he is busy checking his list to see who has been naughty and naughtier
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 11:35 pm
You think we'd be so stupid as to not notice? lol. I do hope it gets fixed soon though. Someone PM moti or e-mail him?
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 11:31 pm
ML and Moo+...that one hurts =D
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 11:22 pm
I guess i will have to settle for a venting somewhere else
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2010, 11:02 pm
Shut up 5150.....don't spread it around...lol. should be fixed soon.
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
so everyone is a mod? I wish I had this power 3 weeks ago...lol
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 10:49 pm
beautiful. 5l. Im on vent
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2010, 10:40 pm
Lol...Cubby "likes the snake".
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:38 pm
Yeh, the face is in really good focuse and you rarely see the pattern of the snake bleed over on to the underside. Usually if you do it wears off through aging, and molting. Great pic.
Cubbybear - December 23, 2010, 10:05 pm
I like the snake
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Cubby, I have seen a lot of your posters, some lengthy and poetic, some short and sweet just like this one...This one is instantly my favorite...don't ask me why lol.


THE HUNTER KING -


TAGS: at least forseti will eat well tonight ice
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:01 am
Hell yeah, I remember those days when the popular German pumpkins were not hunted into extinction yet. I hit at least 6 out of 10 with my heavy air rifle. They called me The German Predator. Secure your vegetables!!!
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 1:27 am
Could it be because those are squash?
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 12:48 am
I like it, but the gords confuse me...5/5


Gieco -


TAGS: gieco commercial will never air
Rating: 4.5/5

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Renza - July 31, 2013, 11:24 am
why thank you.
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 8:40 am
Shyt, Renza, good first poster.


FEAR -




PURPLE -


TAGS: show me yours i will show you mine
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by sickartist

FredricT - January 7, 2011, 6:56 pm
Grandpa always said it was an enemy marksmanship medal. Still, I'll give anyone respect if they served.
fred - February 10, 2010, 5:02 am
Must be for Apiata!


WORRY - don't. your tied to Sean Connery.


TAGS: sean will save the day
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Zagato

GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:45 am
I better go put my other eye in, I missed it. :(
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:40 am
Nazi here! Can I get a Nazi here? 1L It should be purdy hard to jack up a one line poster......meh.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 8:36 am
isn't that culos with his son seizing the family discount at Lady Grace's?!?


NEVER - It's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh




PORCELINA - Powergirl Has Nothing On Her




HUMOR - Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else




WILLY WONKA - Possibly the best pimp EVER.


TAGS: willy wonka pimp
Rating: 2.95/5

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ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 1:35 am
I suppose that's true if you're into lil green midget strippers... like Mooooooooooooo


CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Why don't you take a seat over there...


TAGS: our chairs will block out the sun
Rating: 2.45/5

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rerun - September 15, 2010, 8:52 pm

440, I may approve it just for the hell pf in, maybe not for the same reasons
Zealot - September 15, 2010, 8:39 pm
no buying your way in?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:21 pm
well get used 2 it, as soon as the dust clears I'm reposting it under one of mine
rerun - September 15, 2010, 7:32 pm

inferior or not, it is no excuse...this only means you found a better copy posted elsewhere and submitted as your own.....yet again an example of plagerism
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:02 pm
this one is better than the old one. i like it, 5 lions from me ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:47 pm
It's regularly suggested to new motifakers to utilize the search function. I thought I'd seen 'Chairway' before and found it in 30 seconds. Keep submitting, but take a moment to make sure you are being original.
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 1:43 pm
Haven't seen it before, inferior work, though.
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
74493


SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)




LAUGHTER - It's the best medicine




WILL FERRELL AS GATOR -




URINETOWN -


TAGS: doctor seuss bladder control willpower
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
5 for sure!


INTERVIEWING TWAIN -


TAGS: brian williams credibility
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - February 14, 2015, 2:49 am
Excellent
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 12:24 am
I'll just PM it to ya, Brian is fast becoming over done
lgvernon - February 14, 2015, 12:08 am

Put it up!
GaryO - February 13, 2015, 11:58 pm
HAH!...snd I had a Brian Williams/Gandhi fresh off gimp


GLORY -


TAGS: will anyone remember
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by holymoly

caveman - May 19, 2012, 11:28 am
This is just quite spectacular
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:11 am
Very Nice.
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:44 pm
Oh yeah, hm, easy 5s
Greeny - April 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
really n1 hm
mariand - April 25, 2012, 6:29 pm
well done...
Airman - April 25, 2012, 5:03 pm
nice
holymoly - April 25, 2012, 4:44 pm
Thanks LG.... The topic struck me..
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 4:32 pm

Oh, my~~~~5LLLLL


GHONNERA -


TAGS: it s like arson on your junk wrap your willie protect the pecker
Rating: 4.8/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:47 am
HEY! what did i tell you about posting pictures of the fires i create! people can be so jealous of me >:)
Daniel Yao - January 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
Gonorrhea (also colloquially known as the clap[1]) is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae. The usual symptoms in men are burning with urination and penile discharge. Women, on the other hand, are asymptoma
rerun - October 31, 2010, 10:29 am

I googled it to get one of the many spelling versions it seems to have.
IllicoPresto - October 31, 2010, 4:06 am
Maybe he meant ghidorah. He set things on fire with his lightning breath, you know.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 12:01 am
bullhead clap is the scariest looking....the black clap is worse ask the military guys, you don't get to come home.
Iconoclast - October 30, 2010, 11:35 pm
Ghonnera or Gonorrhea?
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 10:25 pm
A helpful hint rerun... 'The Clap' is much easier to spell.
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Back from Thailand already, rerun?


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